January 2012
Shut up and stick it in my ass.
W3 aR3 n0☩ ViiRgiiN$ B-CuZ LiiF3 fUcK$ U$ aLL
– (via crippledbypizza)
tyronebanks:
i just want the balls to drop on my face tonight
veniceking:
watching my balls drop at midnight
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
nancygracesnipslip:
My new year’s resolution is to become Lindsay Lohan.
tyronebanks:
this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot
i’m hot cuz i’m fly
you ain’t cuz u not
this is why
this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
nicklugo:
spending new years masturbating to the thought of my death
tyronebanks:
have a pussy poppin’ new year everyone!
December 2011
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you are against cancer
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goodnight my lovies <3
ho0ker:
acidwashqueen:
gagod:
allovermyblondesouth:
lindsaylohanthony:
weird how every time someone kills themselves they have a love for lady gaga
hilarious
I’m rolling in my chair now oh my god someone please help me up this is so hilarious
another douchebag post from the blogger formerly known as dolphinkid45
warmskin:
my sister really thinks im going to stop picking my nose just because she’s looking at me
Anonymous asked: I wanna see it :(
okay i’m not gonna post that pic of my butt because it’s my actual bare ass and idk that’s awkward but i can send it to you privately i guess idk idc
wow i just took this really nice picture of my ass i love it wow
who wants to see it?
wow i want to be someones sex slave like fer real
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
queenqueefs:
what would happen if you pooped on someones penis during anal sex
queenqueefs:
my plans for tomorrow revolve around silently crying while listening to dido while writing my suicide note
lets hang out nd blog 2gether
queenqueefs:
how does it feel knowing youre not me
queenqueefs:
i want to use your cum for my hair gel
queenqueefs:
attempting to turn gay men straight with my fabulous looks and my sassy attitude.
same but with straight men