February 2012
max i luv u i dnt know what i would do without ur blog.
<3
neneleakesweave:
me on a typical tinychat
wow way to talk and flirt with me and SHOW ME UR FRICKEN DICK and tell me you’d be my boyfriend then go and get a fricken girlfriend wow okay no really that’s so cute.
gvven:
guys like girls who can recite the constitution while having sex
people who can’t send nudes then ask me to send some with none in return
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i seriously haven’t gotten nudes let alone nice nudes in fucking foreverrrrrrrr.
someone change that? k. k. k.
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the other day in german i brought up my blog to my friend and she was like ”oh yeah i saw your ass” and idk why but it was really awkward and i kind of was just like ha ha ha ha okay he ha ha
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Sorry I only laugh at memes
parmexqueen:
remember tumblr prom
commanderinqueef:
using your semen as glue
unsexual:
i think my tumbeler is not working i get 0 notes in everything!!!!!
ewrecktion:
Morbutts, more like whorebutts pass it on
i just ordered food and the guy who delivered it was this guy who goes to my school that i fucking hate and i saw him and like shit down because i wanted his crusty ass off my porch asap and he told me it was like 10 and i gave him a 20 and i kept asking for 16 back but i meant like 6 and okay i’m like fucking retarded. he was so crusty ugh.
“google blue waffle”
– 14 year old boys whose parents are probably separated (via virginest)
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that tokyo drift post omfg
potatosac:
dont talk to me unless you’re a 12 year old blind girl who can earthbend
thatartyholmesian:
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radioactive-kyle-obrien:
when people make text posts in the title bar
saddeer:
i love murphy but this is literally the most homosexual gif i’ve ever seen
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guccimom:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
tia…
http://guccimum.tumblr.com/
oh my GOD
Watchguccimom:
fadsfjklasfjlks honestly one of my favorite videos ever cRAP